Cheating is just Dandy

DANDENONG has been identified as a hotspot for cheating in the wake of the Ashley Madison.com scandal.
Seventy-one paid-up members of Ashley Madison live in Dandenong, Bangholme and Dandenong East, it has been claimed.
Meanwhile, Springvale South and Dingley Village are said to be home to 20 love rats.
Keysborough has 21 two-timers, while 12 Casanovas call Springvale and Sandown Village home.
The information was supplied by Australian suburb profiling website, Nation Master.
With a slogan ‘Life is short, have an affair’ the online sex site Ashley Madison.com sells itself as the world’s leading married dating service for discreet encounters.
The US site was hacked, with the personal details of millions of cheating spouses around the world exposed on Tuesday 18 August.
Nation Master posted sex maps detailing hundreds of postcodes around Australia.